Patrol/Assault Rifle

richardlpalmer · Aug 6, 2012

I like how they call this a "Patrol Rifle". But if it were in the hands of a civilian it'd be called an "Assault Rifle".

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GixxerPete · Aug 6, 2012

Assault rifle on the loose! Assault rifle on the loose! Run for the hills!!

qballrail · Aug 6, 2012

Oh no!! A loose gun! It's a killer! It's not safe to go out! We all know guns are terrible, evil, and should all be destroyed! They have minds of their own! They load themselves and pull their own triggers! Watch out!

richardlpalmer · Aug 7, 2012

Nah, this is totally safe guys. It's just a "Patrol Rifle"...

qballrail · Aug 7, 2012

Oh, man... what a relief. I was REALLY worried there. :nana:

GixxerPete · Aug 7, 2012

richardlpalmer said:
Nah, this is totally safe guys. It's just a "Patrol Rifle"...

Oh well that's *totally* different then... just a patrol rifle, nothing to worry about. :tard:

qballrail · Aug 7, 2012

HA! Move along... :laugh:

pnwvolks · Aug 7, 2012

Did they leave it sitting on the trunk lid....?

cheers

Brianaintright · Aug 9, 2012

They finally get it right. Don't bag on them.

Although it is funny that that patrol rifle has probably assaulted (under the color of law) more people than 99% of the evil assault rifles in this country....I know mine has.

Patrol/Assault Rifle

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