Shot?

James · 06-14-2010, 05:24 PM

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could all be coincidence.

chowser2 · 06-14-2010, 07:04 PM

lol

Hoss356 · 06-14-2010, 09:10 PM

Old story, even mythbusters did an episode on it.

reppinthe509 · 06-15-2010, 01:31 AM

heard it before.

James · 06-15-2010, 04:58 AM

Oh, really? Then you two critics post-up something better!

JuiceBox · 06-15-2010, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda was actually Sarah Palin

fixt 4 u

sunofnun · 06-15-2010, 07:13 AM

lol that was pretty funny!

reppinthe509 · 06-15-2010, 11:25 AM

i didnt say it was bad, it was funny. just sayin i heard it before.`

06-14-2010, 05:24 PM	#1
James Sharpshooter Joined: Jan 2010 From: Pacific NW Posts: 541	Shot? Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could all be coincidence.

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06-14-2010, 07:04 PM	#2
chowser2 Gunslinger Joined: Aug 2009 From: portland OR Posts: 51	lol

06-14-2010, 09:10 PM	#3
Hoss356 Peashooter Joined: Dec 2009 From: eastside, wa Posts: 7	Old story, even mythbusters did an episode on it.

06-15-2010, 01:31 AM	#4
reppinthe509 Marksman Joined: Jul 2009 From: Spokane Posts: 423	heard it before.

06-15-2010, 04:58 AM	#5
James Sharpshooter Joined: Jan 2010 From: Pacific NW Posts: 541	Oh, really? Then you two critics post-up something better!

06-15-2010, 07:13 AM	#7
sunofnun Moderator Joined: Jan 2009 From: lynnhood Posts: 632	lol that was pretty funny!

06-15-2010, 11:25 AM	#8
reppinthe509 Marksman Joined: Jul 2009 From: Spokane Posts: 423	i didnt say it was bad, it was funny. just sayin i heard it before.`